The Love Trainer / Julia Llewellyn

Men are like puppies – they need training. Otherwise: 1. They wee on the floor 2. They stay out late and scratch at the door to be let in 3. They whine when you say No 4. They think they can get away with murder by gazing mournfully into your eyes. Katie Wallace had her heart broken once, and she’s not going to let it happen again. What’s more, she doesn’t want it to happen to anyone else if she can help it. After discovering a talent for advice, Katy becomes a unique service provider – a Love Trainer, capable of answering all of the following: 1. Should I call him even though he hasn’t called me? 2. Why hasn’t he called even though I’ve texted, left two messages on his mobile and one on his landline? 3. When he turns up drunk in the middle of the night wanting a shag, do I say yes or no? 4. Is he worth the effort if I’m not even sure I want to marry him? But can you really coach a man like you would a dog? Or is Katy about to learn that when it comes to training, the work needs to start much closer to home…